"oh my god, you’re seriously going to pay college kids $15 an hour to flip burgers? get a real job!"

scenicroutes:

a real job? you mean, like, an internship at the white house?

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okay, well what about the national democratic party?

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what about interning at the united nations?

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wow damn it’s almost like our economy functions on stealing labour from hardworking young people, regardless of whether their jobs are “real” or not

sapphrikah:

The cutest thing in all of TV history.

sapphrikah:

The cutest thing in all of TV history.

(Source: livingsingle-tv)

enginesinrepair:

KICKASS WOMEN IN HISTORY : [2/5] HUA MULAN

Hua Mulan was a legendary figure in Chinese history. She lived from 581 to 618 AD during the Sui Dynasty, though other records place her between 386 and 534 AD, during the Northern Wei Dynasty. While the dates may be disputed, her story is unequivocal. Mulan’s father was a soldier and raised her like a boy. She not only learned weaving and embroidery from her mother, but also practiced martial arts, equitation, archery, and fencing with her father. In her spare time she liked to read her father’s manuals on military strategy. When war broke out and the emperor was calling for soldiers, Mulan disguised herself as a man and went in her father’s place. She served for twelve long years, in that time she witnessed traumatic horrors, lost dear friends, and received numerous honours. After the war ended, the emperor wanted to award her an official position, but she declined and asked for a good horse instead as she wished to return home to her family. No other woman in Chinese history has inspired more admiration than Mulan, who is considered an embodiment of loyalty and filial piety.

majiinboo:

I hate this! 

majiinboo:

I hate this! 

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minervose:

poplerpig:

don’t u love how movies about the future changed it used to be like 

woa flying cars

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woa holograms

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woa time travel

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and now its just like 

we’re 

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allimage

probablyimage

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to die in some horrible apocalypse 

says a lot about out cultural state of mind

We boil at different degrees.
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m-forty-two:

mangoestho:

theuppitynegras:

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WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg
versaria:

indigenousdialogues:

Iranian artist, Leila Pazooki
Moment of Glory
Neon light installation
Dimensions variable
2010
Courtesy Leila Heller Gallery

#tru bc no matter we produce or achieve we’re defined in relation to whiteness or the global north

versaria:

indigenousdialogues:

Iranian artist, Leila Pazooki

Moment of Glory

Neon light installation

Dimensions variable

2010

Courtesy Leila Heller Gallery

#tru bc no matter we produce or achieve we’re defined in relation to whiteness or the global north

(Source: indigenousdialogues)

theperksofbeingadylan:

notafraidofstopping876:

uberin-general:

midbloods:

gETTING HUGGED BY PEOPLE WHO ARE PHYSICALLY TALLER AND BIGGER THAN YOU IS AMAZING

ITS LIKE BEING WRAPPED IN A BIG WARM PROTECTIVE HEAT BLANKET AND ITS WONDERFUL

YEAH

HUGGING PEOPLE THAT ARE LITTLER THAN YOU IS GREAT TOO LIKE THEY FIT PERFECTLY IN YOUR ARMS AND THEY’RE LITTLE AND ADORABLE AND REMINISCENT OF HUGGING A SMALL ANIMAL

JUST HUGGING PERIOD

HUGS

cocoa-bunni:

jurhfalastini:

Preach.

Yes bae

cocoa-bunni:

jurhfalastini:

Preach.

Yes bae

martikabonita:


"Mellie, I thought we were gonna try and get dressed today?"


I’d be lying if I said I never said this to myself when I didn’t feel like changing clothes 😕

martikabonita:

"Mellie, I thought we were gonna try and get dressed today?"

I’d be lying if I said I never said this to myself when I didn’t feel like changing clothes 😕

(Source: gifthetv)